Shambala is soon and Duggan and I are going to be performing very strange voodoo rituals and giving away voodoo fortunes.Talking in tongues, wearing leather capes with glitter, multi-coloured, terrifying, silly, costumes.Today I made the fortunes. Inside each tiny jar is a tiny fortune, some glitter and powdered paint.Pour out the contents, blow a puff of colourful, glittery cloud, find out your fortune.It's going to be fun.Here are some of the fortunes:

You are an able man.
You are a beautiful woman.
Do or do not. There is no try.
You’ll never be any good at gardening.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
The fortune you seek is in a different fortune.
Your days shall be long and your dreams fulfilled.
The nightlife is for you.

Shambala Voodoo Luck